That’s the title of a long tweetstream composed by @WeWantPlates. This group is protesting, um, innovative food presentations. You can read the whole thing at https://twitter.com/i/moments/808810815147032576. Or you can have a specially-curated, printable pdf version (23 mb) by clicking here.
So this is the weirdest things to happen to food this year. And here’s a taste of what you’ll be getting (sorry):