A few minutes ago I discovered a new French innovation for using surplus wine: feed it to cows.  Not kidding.  ABC News reports that French winemaker Jean-Charles Tastavy [sic] is feeding his cows two bottles of wine a day.  The claim is that the beef tastes better.  Internal marination, anyone?  Instant bœuf bourguignon?
The original story was reported by Agence France-Presse. Â If your French is up to the task, here’s the link to the original story. Â The rest of us will have to make do with Google Translate.
Naturally, there is a name for this exciting new product: Vinbovin.  And, not surprisingly, the Agence France-Presse story includes this wonderful quote: “…administrateur du syndicat des éleveurs héraultais], who believes ‘the better the quality of the wine the better the meat.’ ” (Apologies for the French in the square brackets, but I’m very sure Google Translate couldn’t handle that.  Anyone who can help is invited to contact me.]
There is actually some wine economics at work here. Â When we attended the first meeting of the American Association of Wine Economists, a speaker from France presented a paper about the impact of European Union subsidies for wine. Â When government subsidizes an activity, it encourages more of that activity. Â Wine is no exception. Â Some is sold to make brandy. Â Last time I looked you could buy excellent French brandy at very low prices. Â (I am restricted to wine, but I did allow myself one small sip of a brandy sample.) Â Now we have a new use. Â Consider a herd of 50 cattle. Â Two 750 ml bottles per day per cow equals about 75 liters per day. Â Let’s assume the cows only get wine 300 days a year. Â A single small French herd can soak up 22,500 liters of wine a year. Â At nine liters per case, that’s 2,500 cases per year, about 5,975 gallons. Â That will soak up a whole lot of the excess supply.